my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
Gay Update: Probably Gayer
(Source: qu-ird, via covered-in-bandaids)
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
(Source: faithlehaane, via nothing-but-suicidal-thoughts)